"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?
Hahaha this is so funny I think my favourite is Beached hahaha
tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you...
me: *in a coma*
*first chords of wmyb play*
me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*
Meal plan: $1,457